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4月16日 maybe i willill do as i please!!!
aint no biatch gonna tell me to update and ill update.
ok ill get down from the table now sir, of course ill update......
sorry it took me so long...
only ive been terribly busy working and drinking and sleeping and doing bugger all really.
im terribly tired now Richanté im going to bed. sorry my sweet. its a terrible update and maybe i will improve it somewhat tomorrow but i cant really be arsed....
eve xxxx 12月30日 Sex on televisionJesus i hope im not the only one when i say that the only reason i watch Top Gear is because i want to shag Richard Hammond.... Seriously, whenever i see his petite yet princely form perched behind the steering wheel of the latest two door coupe, i'm launched into a fierce, breathless frenzied fantasy of steamy windows and a leant back drivers seat down some lonesome country lane; just me, him and a herdful of cows leering over a rickety wooden fence... Shit, i know what you're thinking, "sad, lonely girl," well fuck you if you have a better suggestion for how i can spend my sunday evenings i'm open to anything... My fantasy sexual encounters with television presenters isn't just limited to sunday evenings, top gear or even men. Increasingly, the sight of Jo Frost: Supernanny's chiselled calves and firm handling- christ on a bike, it manifests nanny dominatrix fetish's within me i never knew i had; makes me want to try new, naughty, punishable things with me thankfully easygoing other half.. GMTV's Ben Sheppard is a welcome wake up too... I have some slightly darker fantasies though. I've had to actually stop watching mastermind. John Humphries is just too much for me. He's just too much man for anyone to handle i think. Plus i am damn near certain what i fantasise to happen just isn't possible on that little black chair... Keeping with the theme of deep wrinkled older men; there's a certain dirty, bad boy, foul mouthed chef who could certainly get me back in the kitchen. Gordon Ramsey is just full bodied personification of rough, raw, primal sex. Fuck me, he's just so fiery, angry, passionate, wild, reckless, foul mouthed, nasty god almighty i just want him!! I want to be his god awful trainee chef, I want to mess up his beef wellington, I want him to say to me "you're terrible, throw it all in the bin and meet me in the stock room in 10 minutes." I want him to use every single kitchen utensil possible. I know what you're thinking but no, he isn't THAT easygoing. I think this is also a good time to point out that I used to fancy the drummer from the Rasmus. Oh yeah baby.
Emo Sex (what the hell)
some pictures of Euan and his turkey. for Houlgate. Who.... had.... feelings.....for..... *shudders*
Are you swiffy: he sure is.. swiffy: kind of like a shuffle in dancing, its off beat not really like the normal kind of bops but kind of smooth as well, maybe with a bit of a shouldnt bounce as well. You dig? I’m down with that homie. Nice nice hip cat…
12月14日 F-U-C-K everybodyMeh, life just continues to teach me not to trust anyone. its a wonder im so paranoid *sarcasm* there are practically no good people in the world, nobody is geniunely good, we're all selfish and manipulating and i put it down to lack of communication but w/e. but im focusing on my stimulating, exciting philosphy lessons to get me through the days *really big fucking sarcasm*, my great, happy mood *maybe i should try being poisitive instead of being SARCASTIC*, and castle party because i can get really drunk (i want to be fucked for days, *make me numb so the world can throw shit at me and itll feel like feathers*) that being the only serious point of the last 3 points. "eve if you were nicer to people youd have more friends" "fuck you adam swords go throw yourself in front of a bus" myabe thats why i hate people so much because everyone who meets me dislikes me; even those i dont make death-threats at...
love yall (to those who i do) eve xxx
how wrong is it that i am *loving* that boy out of Son of Dork??? LOOK I LOVE THAT WHITE BLONDE HAIR!!!! (and in the video he wears eyeliner!! i know cliche, *eve really* but w/e its so sexy!!) it really does do something to me..... like ill listen to REALLY bad music for like 3 mins as long as i can watch the video for erm, *no reason* at all.....
11月27日 Who or what am I?Frequently at night one does those stupid "personality" quizzes. So as its quarter to eleven and nearly my bedtime, i thought id do one. Oddly enough, and really actually scarily enough, this one is pretty much bang on the head for me.
trait snapshot:
Indeed one might say. But i am actually all of that. i am hedonistic, hedonistic is probably me all over. i do have the peter pan thing going on. i am histronic. its not nice having all that plain truth. and anti authority. fuck.
Hedonism
Peter Pan Complex
Histrionic
Anti-authority
11月16日 RIP EveJust two things, because, im tired, and i just want to prove to Richanté that im alive
1. Sunday, 6:15pm, Bill and Ted. its on, so watch it, seriously, nothing KICKS ass quite so much dudes!!!!
2. Listen to Maksim, he is so great (Richanté you may like him, its not keyboard - its piano, but its so cool, and hes croatian and im just like, oh god i want one!)
oh and another thing
No nothing, i lost focus. and my head is itchy - fucking chickens.
love yall xxxxx
10月30日 Richanté v RikWas that "watch out" from Rik to Richanté a slight challenge???
hmmm??
Richanté, one of, if not the, most rockingest commenter, are you going to stand for that??
love yall xxxx
ps: woo! go rik, keep rebelling!!!
OH YEAH!! AND MCR ON TUESDAY!!! KICK FUCKING ASS!!! 10月16日 Impending self destructionSelf destruction is immenent so I'm taking this chance to knot the bows and tie the laces etc etc.
Oddly enough, sixth form began quite a while ago, and well, I just didn't have the will to actually write anything about it, but on this sunday afternoon after a satisfying bowl of spinach and nutmeg soup : thank YOU covent garden, i feel i just may write a little something, on the topic of sixth form.
It's not all that fantastic, Glen lied. I mean, it's alright, but jesus god it's just school, am i the only one who sees the lies they've told? it's just school with less subjects, more homework and the same amount of rewards. Sixth Form is in the category "things that you really could live without but your parents think are a pretty good idea so you do them because they have that kind of freakin authority you just cant deny imprinted in your head." Also under that category comes "cleaning your room, not drinking, going to bed at an appropriate time if they say something snide, getting a haircut, not dying your hair (although that one rarely works), when they say "you cant go out this weekend" and you dont, or make an effort to come home that night." To be honest I think i might be just as happy doing nothing, apart from the long term goals and all that.
Meh. It is also Rag Week this week. enter sexy school girls, sexy pirates/cowboys/indians, sexy goths/chavs, sexy good/evil characters and sexy retro. Yes rag week is in fact a pseydom (excuse spelling) for "dress like a slut in a costume week". Just me, but why people need the excuse to dress like a slut is beyond me, if you wanna do it, do it, dont hide the fact. To be honest, its a litle disapointing. And kind of unimaginative. I was considering doing one or two, but i dont know. I cant be bothered and id rather spend the next week dressing unbelievably slutty just to prove the point that you dont need an excuse, its like, oh were doing it for ragweek so were not sluts. no, you are, you are just sneaky sluts.
oh and castle party. its not that i dont want to go, i think its a great idea. But why have it, the "castle" party at a venue for over 18's? the upper sixth could be only 17, none of the lowersixth are 18. what a stupid stupid place to have a castle party at. i know, most people will probably get in. but what about those who cannot? surely thats grossly unfair. Well i am a women, i have to be morally right in everything.
Oh yeah, and a racist party should be allowed to stand and run for government? (ok, you may say, the likely chances of that happening are miminal, last french election, who was against chirac?) Wait, im wrong for saying they shouldnt because thats not democratic. well im so sorry if trying erase racism is undemocratic. fuck it, as long as everybody else wants it FUCK THE MINORITIES. yeah, the argument we had 2 days ago is still pissing me off because god in heaven, im so wrong about it. as long as the majority wants racism, screw everybody else, if you dont like it leave, yeah, you leave your homeland because everybody else wants something else. JUST ME WHO SEES THE PROBLEM? if democracy limits liberties it becomes undemocratic (mr mcmahon, geek with a philosophical heart, well he is a philosophy, politics and maths teacher) meh. men, always think theyre damn right even with something plainly right. And somebody had the cheek to tell me it was a moral question therefore not answerable in a political sense, ARSE OFF IT IS MORALS IN POLITICS. jesus christ. and these were non-politics students telling me what was political and not. bastards.
oh look, a long blog, ill leave it at that, love yall xxxxxx 10月5日 oh im boredoh ode to those with peacock blue eyeshadow
like me
for blue shines wonderfully when applied over a black base of eyeliner, or kohl.
and thank heavens for elizabeth arden mascara in death black.
but god its annoying when i cant itch my eye!!!!!!
in other news. my golden cock shines on.
in an artistic sense. i modrocked a penis and painted it gold for art.
i am now inviting people to join the sisterhood of the golden cock.
all you have to do it lick it.
simple.
if youre interested i guess
love yall eve xxxx
Oh and Richanté......... you still rock.
9月30日 Shocking saintsPraise the world for the victim is now the one begging for the accused's mercy. for it is she who throws herself at the feet of ridicule and anxiety, why should that be? The demon is now heralded and laps it up, burn in hell where you belong!
How ridiculous is that?
Richanté still rocks!
love yall eve xxxxxx 9月25日 Richanté is better than oranges.. which everyone likesCongratulations. You are one of that tiny minority who live to the ripe old age of 17. So once again, I congratulate you, in this world, this world of hippos and Perthshire mountain spring water, of lizards and grizzly bears, yeti and brown bears, sasquatches and black bears, lesser bears, greater bears and the great killer mighty ninja bear. In this world of cars and carbuncles, cats and catamarans, cruise missiles and crustaceans, caterpillars and cockroaches, cockerels, cockles, chrysanthemums and the yellow stuff from the middle of a crème egg. But in spite of all these dangers, you have always been, and remain to this very day, Eve, a connoisseur of life for these 17 years, a slayer of lesser insects and spiders, a visionary, a chef, a bicycle repair girl, a heroine for the downtrodden souls of the impoverished, a fire in the dark for the crushed hopes of the poor, a goddess to the lost children of the light. You, Eve, the Chosen one, the Exalted one, the Mighty one, the Great, the Strong, the Brave, the Wise, the Divine, the Beautiful, the One for whom our world has longed for since the very dawn of time. It is only fitting for your Birthday, this anniversary of excitement, this day of peace and contentment, to be a truly joyous day. A day which our descendants will look back on with envy for a Hundred years. Nay, a Thousand years hence, this day will be still celebrated with a zest, the like of which will ne'er been roused for Christmas, or for New Year, or for Hanukah, Thanksgiving, Presidents day, Easter day, Friday or Saturday. So one more time, I congratulate you, and wish for you a truly happy, though belated, birthday.
best birthday wishes ever. Richanté kicks ass.
Ode to Richanté
Richanté is the best, He knows whats right from wrong, He often wears a pink string vest, And sometimes sings a song!
Richanté is a pirate, He wants to steal a ship, If theres some gold hes spied-it, He likes doritos and cream dip!
Richanté is a looker, He just gets better every time, He looks better than a hooker, He's as rockin' as this rhyme!
Richanté, Richanté, Richanté, The best man in the land, Richanté, Richanté, Richanté, He plays keyboard with his hand!
Indeed, this is for Richanté and the sparkling comment. Praises be for the man and his dog. For Richanté who enjoys pizza, cheaper grapefruits and pina coladas and getting caught in the rain (du doo doo do) love yall, eve xxxxxxxxxx
ps. cant you tell im a poet?!
9月17日 Panash and PassanderSo its a few days before my 17th. And I know, it's not a huge deal. but really i feel it should mark something new of sorts. Like, for one, me growing up perhaps. For im at times the most immature but am at the same time the most mature, and I don't know I don't want to be mature, I just want to grow up. For a change. I mean, I've just started my first (real real) job, im thinking about driving. a-levels, new schooly structure. so many new, starting things when I've only ended one old thing from before the new things and its funny how ending stuff felt better than starting stuff. I mean, it felt good of sorts because it matched the new starts but then its like, why the fuck do you want so many new starts, what the hell was wrong with the old and the answer would be nothing its just old and the new is new and clean and fresh but who the hell doesnt like familiarity. And i did like familarity, I liked it a lot, I loved it a big fucking lot, and i gave it up for freah and new. Dammit, lets go back to GCSE. god it sounds so old but it was a few months ago.
*miss X to eve* hey, youre kinda smart arent you eve?
*eve to charlie* i guess, being able to read is challenging*
* i dont like reading*
*then why are you doing a-levels?*
mr mcmahon kicks ASS
another mcmahon quote,
* so if we dont agree with philosophy, will we fail it?*
*well of course you will*
i got new shoes, theyre red, and theyre doc martens. its like, 2 birds, one large shoe.
life just isnt worth living if you cant think for yourself. And right now, thinking for myself, i've decided bed is a great idea, and i just might go there, to a lonely bed. it deeply saddens me, the sudden realisation of lonliness is brutal, and often cold. that could be the lack of heating but its not nice. im not a lonely person, i dont do *me* time. I dont do *alone* time. i dont like it. I dont need to be on my own to know who i am or to *have fun with myself* whatever self pleasuring crap that is. i like being with other people, i like being social, however unsociable i like to be when im being social. and i dont like, throwing things away for sake of my character. I think therefore I am, I think therefore everything is. I think I am insane, therefore im insane, its all insane. fuck it then. im going to go and paint something big (big) and colourful and individual and obsessive and passionate and brutal and intense. its probably going to be naked. but it will be a, b, c, d and e also. the world is too small for me and my ego. my arrogance as such.
*eve you know so much and youve got the arrogance to back it up*
love yall, or maybe i dont, since you dont actually exsist. xxxx 9月13日 shockingshocking saints. the world is a better place for government and philosophy
suggested reading: A Summary Of Your Cover by Green Flag Representitives
lucky toothpaste: aqua fresh
lucky roadkill: squirrel
lucky bearded man: Ricky Tomlinson
suggested activity: lucky dip medication
lucky person: germen boy 9月8日 you're too big to fit in hereyou're to big to fit in here
so please remove yourself because your prescence hurts
and then she ejaculted
homoerectus
oh the hilarity
love yall xxxxxxx
9月6日 tiddlestiddles. my car insurance will be 860.20. so i just give up now. (although ive figured out its like 72 a week and i get 71 a week working, oh yes, eve has a job, anyone want to wander down to debenhams on a saturday/sunday/late night thursday ill be there) but im being told thats not much. meh, maybe it isnt. i dont know. i dont like sums of money like that. i like, 35p for a kitkat chunky. thats great.
anyone else think neurofen taste like sweets. its taking a lot of willpower (which frankly i dont have) not to have another one. theyre really sweet!
im getting neurotic. like howard hughes, but cleaner, and less hairy, and i dont pee in bottles. (mainly because of the physical impossibilty)
and, i meant to do something real with this but its like half one and ive just seen pictures of daniel radcliffe.
OH YES THE OBSESSION IS BACK! and the hatred, you know what i mean. im going to include pictures.
ok so in one pic its like, dominatrix harry (kinky) and the other is like harry i love it when you look at me like that
oh i can so act 17
love yall xxxx
9月1日 Yo ho ho and a bottle... of cognac sil vous plaithmmm. the joys of an up and coming seventeenth birthday. like filling out an application form for a beautiful provisional licence. its joyous. and splendid.
so as im lying in bed, drinking buckets of water and starving slowly to death i reflect on life. For one im still in bed because i have food poisoning (i blame bens cookies). i genuinely have food poisoning and its not particularly nice, the main reason for the discomfort is the hot flushes, which when being told to keep warm and killing the heat sensitive eve. i may sue bens cookies, but the deliciousness of the warm doughy goodness tells me not to.
a ha. so the a-level subject choices have been made, and im killing off my creative side. it hurts. i may cry (it could be sweat though im not sure) but i feel its detrimental for me to do it. so i decided to keep chemistry and biology, even thought im thinking "WHY? NO!" but i want to do it, im just apprehensive. And english literature and politics (but i am still thinking art, but i may just doodle to ease that). English literature is a bit of a, hmm, impulsive decision but i feel that as i just feel i should do it, and ive been mulling over everything else i might aswell just go for it. And i like books. Although Wuthering Heights (sorry Kate) is boring, and unimaginative, and emily bronte might aswelll have had a book of carpet clippings made it would have been more exciting (and then she ejaculated).
however, i like Tolstoy. I recently read (i say read it should be a medalled achievement) War and Peace and found it to be quite pleasing. If tiresome.
Well Moulin Rouge (the original) is on and its fabulous so im off to watch it. Ive relieved my need to blog in my hour of sickness from bed but now i feel i need to infect (althought food poisoning isnt contagious) everyone else so im going to socialise.
love yall eve xxxxx
8月22日 do it again, do it againi wanna go it again! again and again and again! this holiday! again!!!!!!!!
do it again! yeah! go josh homme! god he kicks ass, and hes hot. its like, witness the fitness eh hannah?
but neways.
CIAO YALL!!!
hope yall are well. im fantastic, thankyou so much for asking.
i am not long short and angry!!!!!!! im still short, (i keep being told, 5"5 is average! but 5"5 WITH HUGE FEET IS NOT NOT AVERAGE! but then again who wants to be average??)
and its because im not in school im calm. im peaceful. im easy like sunday morning! im no longer surrounded by pretentious, arrogant, obnoxious, scourge of society fuckers!! i dont have negative energy around me. i am an epicentre for peace and happiness. flock to me my children. come on, come to me......
oh, i dont want to go home. i want to live here and never work again.
eve when have you ever REALLY worked??
shut up.
i shall not shut up!
go away.
NOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Richante i remember nothing of a pineapple flan, what is this speak of a flan?!?!?!?!? WHAT FLAN?!?! NO MORE FLAN PIEMAN!!! NO MORE!!! well just for you. a pineapple flan below.
So yes, now i shall leave yall, because i love you and you need time to be seperate from me to love me as much as i love you also. but before i do, a short story to amuse you and remind you of why you love eve so much!!
Last night, Gee was on the phone too long so Mark pulled out the cord. It lay OUT OF THE SOCKET for about 2 minutes when it suddenly rang!!! THE PHONE WITH NO CORD RANG!!! and it kept ringing,. we were all running around in circles pissing ourselves that there were poltergeists etc around! oh god! but then, lo and behold, there was a logical explanation, that erupted from a giggling gee. turns out she had put bluetack into the "test ring" button so it just kept ringing. biatch. scared the shit out of me! we were all so confused and kept throwing the phoneline around being terrified of it!!! mark still wont go near the phone. silly man!!!
but neways, loving and leaving yall. oh rory you left a lovely comment and i am now going to reply to you. richanted you confused me, pineapple flan!? wally ally wally!!! i shall ring you very soon. and how odd to hear from craig!!! yes! indeed, im off!!!
love yall as ever!! eve xxxxxxxx arrivederci!!! (me thinks thats right, oh no-one correct me spelling is so difficult!) 8月14日 a quick notehello yall, dont forget evee's blog for she will do a real one eventually!!!!
its just
italys so nice!!
im so happy!!
love yall eve xxxxxxxxxxxx 7月20日 Krikler.....Krikler
originally you were in that blog, and i dont know why that bit got deleted, it read "well kirikler isnt here so i can write what i like about him so he smells watch out for the curly haired one"
but since you obviously feel unloved
and bitter i MUST add
Benjamin: I do do do hope Israel rocks for you, i hope you make many new friends and enjoy the culture and the sun and stay sun safe and you ride camels and whatever. I hope the plane journey was good. I hope your summer is fun. I hope when you getback you enjoy yourself. Im terribly sorry i ruined HP for you but oh well you'll get over it. I hope your hair stays long and fab over the holidays. Have a rockin time jamin - rock out.
my god.
tee hee hee. im writing this in ITaly!!! i know, its a pale comparison to him writing the comment in Israel but arent ocmputers a fab contraption!!!!!!!!! (ok so i was onyl gonna go on here for like 2 mins 2 mail my dad photos so i can wipe my camera memory!! so im going....she goes)
love yall eve xxxxxx |
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