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Carnie Eve

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thats me on the right giving a surpised wally a little kiss
i like to draw, and photograph really odd things (like topless boysin makeup)
cos im twisted
like a pretzel
cept im not v.flexible
"you cannot slander human nature, it is worse than words can paint it" charles hadden spurgeon

"the entire economy of the western world is built on things that cause cancer" 1985 film Bliss
Parkour  
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4月16日

maybe i will

ill do as i please!!!
 
aint no biatch gonna tell me to update and ill update.
 
ok ill get down from the table now sir, of course ill update......
 
sorry it took me so long...
 
only ive been terribly busy working and drinking and sleeping and doing bugger all really.
 
im terribly tired now Richanté im going to bed. sorry my sweet. its a terrible update and maybe i will improve it somewhat tomorrow but i cant really be arsed....
 
eve xxxx
2月18日

eve update your space

fine. i will.
 
gripping stuff.
12月30日

Sex on television

Jesus i hope im not the only one when i say that the only reason i watch Top Gear is because i want to shag Richard Hammond.... Seriously, whenever i see his petite yet princely form perched behind the steering wheel of the latest two door coupe, i'm launched into a fierce, breathless frenzied fantasy of steamy windows and a leant back drivers seat down some  lonesome country lane; just me, him and a herdful of cows leering over a rickety wooden fence... Shit, i know what you're thinking, "sad, lonely girl," well fuck you if you have a better suggestion for how i can spend my sunday evenings i'm open to anything... My fantasy sexual encounters with television presenters isn't just limited to sunday evenings, top gear or even men. Increasingly, the sight of Jo Frost: Supernanny's chiselled calves and firm handling- christ on a bike, it manifests nanny dominatrix fetish's within me i never knew i had; makes me want to try new, naughty, punishable things with me thankfully easygoing other half.. GMTV's Ben Sheppard is a welcome wake up too... I have some slightly darker fantasies though. I've had to actually stop watching mastermind. John Humphries is just too much for me. He's just too much man for anyone to handle i think. Plus i am damn near certain what i fantasise to happen just isn't possible on that little black chair... Keeping with the theme of deep wrinkled older men; there's a certain dirty, bad boy, foul mouthed chef who could certainly get me back in the kitchen. Gordon Ramsey is just full bodied personification of rough, raw, primal sex. Fuck me, he's just so fiery, angry, passionate, wild, reckless, foul mouthed, nasty god almighty i just want him!! I want to be his god awful trainee chef, I want to mess up his beef wellington, I want him to say to me "you're terrible, throw it all in the bin and meet me in the stock room in 10 minutes." I want him to use every single kitchen utensil possible. I know what you're thinking but no, he isn't THAT easygoing. I think this is also a good time to point out that I used to fancy the drummer from the Rasmus. Oh yeah baby.
 
Emo Sex (what the hell)
girlfriend: C'mon, lets have sex.
boyfriend: I'm too sad to have sex.
girlfriend: I'm sad too; lets have sex and cry.
boyfriend: I'm already crying.
 
some pictures of Euan and his turkey. for Houlgate. Who.... had.... feelings.....for..... *shudders*

 

Are you swiffy: he sure is..

swiffy: kind of like a shuffle in dancing, its off beat not really like the normal kind of bops but kind of smooth as well, maybe with a bit of a shouldnt bounce as well. You dig? I’m down with that homie. Nice nice hip cat…

 

 

12月14日

F-U-C-K everybody

Meh, life just continues to teach me not to trust anyone. its a wonder im so paranoid *sarcasm* there are practically no good people in the world, nobody is geniunely good, we're all selfish and manipulating and i put it down to lack of communication but w/e. but im focusing on my stimulating, exciting philosphy lessons to get me through the days *really big fucking sarcasm*, my great, happy mood *maybe i should try being poisitive instead of being SARCASTIC*, and castle party because i can get really drunk (i want to be fucked for days, *make me numb so the world can throw shit at me and itll feel like feathers*)  that being the only serious point of the last 3 points. "eve if you were nicer to people youd have more friends" "fuck you adam swords go throw yourself in front of a bus" myabe thats why i hate people so much because everyone who meets me dislikes me; even those i dont make death-threats at...
 
love yall (to those who i do) eve xxx

 

how wrong is it that i am *loving* that boy out of Son of Dork??? LOOK I LOVE THAT WHITE BLONDE HAIR!!!! (and in the video he wears eyeliner!! i know cliche, *eve really* but w/e its so sexy!!) it really does do something to me..... like ill listen to REALLY bad music for like 3 mins as long as i can watch the video for erm, *no reason* at all.....

David Williams, Son of Dork

11月27日

Who or what am I?

Frequently at night one does those stupid "personality" quizzes. So as its quarter to eleven and nearly my bedtime, i thought id do one. Oddly enough, and really actually scarily enough, this one is pretty much bang on the head for me.
 
Extraversion |||||||||||||||| 63%
Stability |||||||||||||||| 66%
Orderliness || 10%
Accommodation |||||||||| 36%
Interdependence |||||| 23%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||| 70%
Mystical |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Artistic |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Religious || 10%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Materialism |||||| 23%
Narcissism |||||||||||||| 56%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Work ethic |||||| 23%
Self absorbed |||||||||||| 50%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Romantic |||||||||||||||| 70%
Avoidant |||||| 30%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Wealth |||||||||||||||| 70%
Dependency |||| 16%
Change averse |||||| 23%
Cautiousness |||||||||| 36%
Individuality |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Physical fitness |||||||||| 37%
Histrionic |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||| 63%
Vanity |||||||||||| 50%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Female cliche |||||||||||||||| 70%

Stability results were moderately high which suggests you are relaxed, calm, secure, and optimistic.

Orderliness results were very low which suggests you are overly flexible, improvised, and fun seeking at the expense too often of reliability, work ethic, and long term accomplishment.

Extraversion results were moderately high which suggests you are, at times, overly talkative, outgoing, sociable and interacting at the expense of developing your own individual interests and internally based identity.


trait snapshot:
messy, disorganized, social, tough, outgoing, rarely worries, self revealing, open, risk taker, likes the unknown, likes large parties, makes friends easily, likes to stand out, likes to make fun of people, reckless, optimistic, positive, strong, does not like to be alone, ambivalent about chaos, abstract, impractical, not good at saving money, fearless, trusting, thrill seeker, not rule conscious, enjoys leadership, strange, loves food, abstract, rarely irritated, anti-authority, attracted to the counter culture

 
Indeed one might say. But i am actually all of that. i am hedonistic, hedonistic is probably me all over. i do have the peter pan thing going on. i am histronic. its not nice having all that plain truth. and anti authority. fuck.
 

Hedonism

willing to break the law if the monetary benefit is great enough, likes tattoos, likes strip clubs, prone to substance abuse, prone to shoplifting, thinks marijuana should be legalized, not opposed to breaking laws, promiscuous, prone to cheat in relationships, kinky, likes to dress provocatively, believes pleasure should play a central role in life, can be crude, believes religion is foolish, does not worry about consequences of actions, addictive tendencies, more a night person than a day person, erotic, more likely to have been on anti-depressants, gets attention through negative behavior, reckless with money, prone to nihilism, unpredicable, self destructive
 

Peter Pan Complex

avoids responsibilities, people tell them they are childish and need to grow up, would rather live in their head than the real world, wants success to just happen to them, focuses on fantasies more than reality, believes they deserve to have whatever they want, life lacks direction, never know what to do next, does dumb things frequently, inconsistent performance, lazy, slacker, does the minimum to get by, does things without thinking, does not feel they have any reason to accomplish anything, tend to ignore or put off problems, believes fun is the most important thing in life, most people think they are crazy, forgets scheduled appointments, more past than future, gets attention through negative behavior
 

Histrionic

strong need for applause, gets angry and frustrated if they don't get what they want, likes to be popular, believes winning is no fun unless people know you one, desires more attention, competes for the spotlight, grew up feeling they had to stand out to be happy, gets attention through negative behavior, self absorbed, frequently feels envious, likes to manipulate others, superficial, tends to become involved with people quickly, feels best when admired, wants things done their way, used to getting their way, uses their looks to get what they want, quick tempered, impulsive, vain, loves to win awards, performer, entertainer, pleasure seeking, swayed by emotions, prefers instant gratification, self promoting, believes in success through appearances, wealth seeking
 

Anti-authority

resents supervision, does not like to be bound by schedules or habits, prefers to do things when they feel ready, appreciation for anarchy, has a need for complete freedom, would rather work for self than a company, questions everything, wants things done their way, prone to behavior problems in school, gets angry when they don't get what they want, subversive, tends to dislike organized religion, fears confinement, values loyalty, challenging

 

indeed. fuck you similarminds.com

 

love yall xxxxxxxx

11月16日

RIP Eve

Just two things, because, im tired, and i just want to prove to Richanté that im alive
 
1. Sunday, 6:15pm, Bill and Ted. its on, so watch it, seriously, nothing KICKS ass quite so much dudes!!!!
 
2. Listen to Maksim, he is so great (Richanté you may like him, its not keyboard - its piano, but its so cool, and hes croatian and im just like, oh god i want one!)
 
oh and another thing
 
No nothing, i lost focus. and my head is itchy - fucking chickens.
 
love yall xxxxx
 
10月30日

Richanté v Rik

Was that "watch out" from Rik to Richanté a slight challenge???
 
hmmm??
 
Richanté, one of, if not the, most rockingest commenter, are you going to stand for that??
 
love yall xxxx
 
ps: woo! go rik, keep rebelling!!!

 

 

OH YEAH!! AND MCR ON TUESDAY!!! KICK FUCKING ASS!!!

10月16日

Impending self destruction

Self destruction is immenent so I'm taking this chance to knot the bows and tie the laces etc etc.
 
Oddly enough, sixth form began quite a while ago, and well, I just didn't have the will to actually write anything about it, but on this sunday afternoon after a satisfying bowl of spinach and nutmeg soup : thank YOU covent garden, i feel i just may write a little something, on the topic of sixth form.
 
It's not all that fantastic, Glen lied. I mean, it's alright, but jesus god it's just school, am i the only one who sees the lies they've told? it's just school with less subjects, more homework and the same amount of rewards. Sixth Form is in the category "things that you really could live without but your parents think are a pretty good idea so you do them because they have that kind of freakin authority you just cant deny imprinted in your head." Also under that category comes "cleaning your room, not drinking, going to bed at an appropriate time if they say something snide, getting a haircut, not dying your hair (although that one rarely works), when they say "you cant go out this weekend" and you dont, or make an effort to come home that night." To be honest I think i might be just as happy doing nothing, apart from the long term goals and all that.
 
Meh. It is also Rag Week this week. enter sexy school girls, sexy pirates/cowboys/indians, sexy goths/chavs, sexy good/evil characters and sexy retro. Yes rag week is in fact a pseydom (excuse spelling) for "dress like a slut in a costume week". Just me, but why people need the excuse to dress like a slut is beyond me, if you wanna do it, do it, dont hide the fact. To be honest, its a litle disapointing. And kind of unimaginative. I was considering doing one or two, but i dont know. I cant be bothered and id rather spend the next week dressing unbelievably slutty just to prove the point that you dont need an excuse, its like, oh were doing it for ragweek so were not sluts. no, you are, you are just sneaky sluts.
 
oh and castle party. its not that i dont want to go, i think its a great idea. But why have it, the "castle" party at a venue for over 18's? the upper sixth could be only 17, none of the lowersixth are 18. what a stupid stupid place to have a castle party at. i know, most people will probably get in. but what about those who cannot? surely thats grossly unfair. Well i am a women, i have to be morally right in everything.
 
Oh yeah, and a racist party should be allowed to stand and run for government? (ok, you may say, the likely chances of that happening are miminal, last french election, who was against chirac?) Wait, im wrong for saying they shouldnt because thats not democratic. well im so sorry if trying erase racism is undemocratic. fuck it, as long as everybody else wants it FUCK THE MINORITIES. yeah, the argument we had 2 days ago is still pissing me off because god in heaven, im so wrong about it. as long as the majority wants racism, screw everybody else, if you dont like it leave, yeah, you leave your homeland because everybody else wants something else. JUST ME WHO SEES THE PROBLEM? if democracy limits liberties it becomes undemocratic (mr mcmahon, geek with a philosophical heart, well he is a philosophy, politics and maths teacher) meh. men, always think theyre damn right even with something plainly right. And somebody had the cheek to tell me it was a moral question therefore not answerable in a political sense, ARSE OFF IT IS MORALS IN POLITICS. jesus christ. and these were non-politics students telling me what was political and not. bastards.
 
oh look, a long blog, ill leave it at that, love yall xxxxxx
10月5日

oh im bored

oh ode to those with peacock blue eyeshadow
 
like me
 
for blue shines wonderfully when applied over a black base of eyeliner, or kohl.
 
and thank heavens for elizabeth arden mascara in death black.
 
but god its annoying when i cant itch my eye!!!!!!
 
in other news. my golden cock shines on.
 
in an artistic sense. i modrocked a penis and painted it gold for art.
 
i am now inviting people to join the sisterhood of the golden cock.
 
all you have to do it lick it.
 
simple.
 
if youre interested i guess
 
love yall eve xxxx
 
 
 
 Oh and Richanté......... you still rock.
 
 
 
9月30日

Shocking saints

Praise the world for the victim is now the one begging for the accused's mercy. for it is she who throws herself at the feet of ridicule and anxiety, why should that be? The demon is now heralded and laps it up, burn in hell where you belong!
 
How ridiculous is that?
 
Richanté still rocks!
 
love yall eve xxxxxx
9月25日

Richanté is better than oranges.. which everyone likes

Congratulations. You are one of that tiny minority who live to the ripe old age of 17. So once again, I congratulate you, in this world, this world of hippos and Perthshire mountain spring water, of lizards and grizzly bears, yeti and brown bears, sasquatches and black bears, lesser bears, greater bears and the great killer mighty ninja bear. In this world of cars and carbuncles, cats and catamarans, cruise missiles and crustaceans, caterpillars and cockroaches, cockerels, cockles, chrysanthemums and the yellow stuff from the middle of a crème egg. But in spite of all these dangers, you have always been, and remain to this very day, Eve, a connoisseur of life for these 17 years, a slayer of lesser insects and spiders, a visionary, a chef, a bicycle repair girl, a heroine for the downtrodden souls of the impoverished, a fire in the dark for the crushed hopes of the poor, a goddess to the lost children of the light. You, Eve, the Chosen one, the Exalted one, the Mighty one, the Great, the Strong, the Brave, the Wise, the Divine, the Beautiful, the One for whom our world has longed for since the very dawn of time. It is only fitting for your Birthday, this anniversary of excitement, this day of peace and contentment, to be a truly joyous day. A day which our descendants will look back on with envy for a Hundred years. Nay, a Thousand years hence, this day will be still celebrated with a zest, the like of which will ne'er been roused for Christmas, or for New Year, or for Hanukah, Thanksgiving, Presidents day, Easter day, Friday or Saturday. So one more time, I congratulate you, and wish for you a truly happy, though belated, birthday.

 

best birthday wishes ever. Richanté kicks ass.

 

Ode to Richanté

 

Richanté is the best,

He knows whats right from wrong,

He often wears a pink string vest,

And sometimes sings a song!

 

Richanté is a pirate,

He wants to steal a ship,

If theres some gold hes spied-it,

He likes doritos and cream dip!

 

Richanté is a looker,

He just gets better every time,

He looks better than a hooker,

He's as rockin' as this rhyme!

 

Richanté, Richanté, Richanté,

The best man in the land,

Richanté, Richanté, Richanté,

He plays keyboard with his hand!

 

Indeed, this is for Richanté and the sparkling comment. Praises be for the man and his dog. For Richanté who enjoys pizza, cheaper grapefruits and pina coladas and getting caught in the rain (du doo doo do)

love yall, eve xxxxxxxxxx

 

ps. cant you tell im a poet?!

 

 

 

9月22日

Happy Birthday

Happy Birthday me!!!!
 
 
9月17日

Panash and Passander

So its a few days before my 17th. And I know, it's not a huge deal. but really i feel it should mark something new of sorts. Like, for one, me growing up perhaps. For im at times the most immature but am at the same time the most mature, and I don't know I don't want to be mature, I just want to grow up. For a change. I mean, I've just started my first (real real) job, im thinking about driving. a-levels, new schooly structure. so many new, starting things when I've only ended one old thing from before the new things and its funny how ending stuff felt better than starting stuff. I mean, it felt good of sorts because it matched the new starts but then its like, why the fuck do you want so many new starts, what the hell was wrong with the old and the answer would be nothing its just old and the new is new and clean and fresh but who the hell doesnt like familiarity. And i did like familarity, I liked it a lot, I loved it a big fucking lot, and i gave it up for freah and new. Dammit, lets go back to GCSE. god it sounds so old but it was a few months ago.
 
*miss X to eve* hey, youre kinda smart arent you eve?
 
*eve to charlie* i guess, being able to read is challenging*
 
 
* i dont like reading*
*then why are you doing a-levels?*
mr mcmahon kicks ASS
 
another mcmahon quote,
* so if we dont agree with philosophy, will we fail it?*
*well of course you will*
 
i got new shoes, theyre red, and theyre doc martens. its like, 2 birds, one large shoe.
 
life just isnt worth living if you cant think for yourself. And right now, thinking for myself, i've decided bed is a great idea, and i just might go there, to a lonely  bed. it deeply saddens me, the sudden realisation of lonliness is brutal, and often cold. that could be the lack of heating but its not nice. im not a lonely person, i dont do *me* time. I dont do *alone* time. i dont like it. I dont need to be on my own to know who i am or to *have fun with myself* whatever self pleasuring crap that is. i like being with other people, i like being social, however unsociable i like to be when im being social. and i dont like, throwing things away for sake of my character. I think therefore I am, I think therefore everything is. I think I am insane, therefore im insane, its all insane. fuck it then. im going to go and paint something big (big) and colourful and individual and obsessive and passionate and brutal and intense. its probably going to be naked. but it will be a, b, c, d and e also. the world is too small for me and my ego. my arrogance as such.
 
*eve you know so much and youve got the arrogance to back it up*
 
love yall, or maybe i dont, since you dont actually exsist. xxxx
9月13日

shocking

shocking saints. the world is a better place for government and philosophy
 
suggested reading: A Summary Of Your Cover by Green Flag Representitives
 
lucky toothpaste: aqua fresh
 
lucky roadkill: squirrel
 
lucky bearded man: Ricky Tomlinson
 
suggested activity: lucky dip medication
 
lucky person: germen boy
9月8日

you're too big to fit in here

you're to big to fit in here
 
so please remove yourself because your prescence hurts
 
and then she ejaculted
 
homoerectus
 
oh the hilarity
 
love yall xxxxxxx
 
9月6日

tiddles

tiddles. my car insurance will be 860.20. so i just give up now. (although ive figured out its like 72 a week and i get 71 a week working, oh yes, eve has a job, anyone want to wander down to debenhams on a saturday/sunday/late night thursday ill be there) but im being told thats not much. meh, maybe it isnt. i dont know. i dont like sums of money like that. i like, 35p for a kitkat chunky. thats great.
 
anyone else think neurofen taste like sweets. its taking a lot of willpower (which frankly i dont have) not to have another one. theyre really sweet!
 
im getting neurotic. like howard hughes, but cleaner, and less hairy, and i dont pee in bottles. (mainly because of the physical impossibilty)
 
and, i meant to do something real with this but its like half one and ive just seen pictures of daniel radcliffe.
 
OH YES THE OBSESSION IS BACK! and the hatred, you know what i mean. im going to include pictures.
 
ok so in one pic its like, dominatrix harry (kinky) and the other is like harry i love it when you look at me like that
 
oh i can so act 17
 
love yall xxxx
 
 
 
9月1日

Yo ho ho and a bottle... of cognac sil vous plait

hmmm. the joys of an up and coming seventeenth birthday. like filling out an application form for a beautiful provisional licence. its joyous. and splendid.
 
so as im lying in bed, drinking buckets of water and starving slowly to death i reflect on life. For one im still in bed because i have food poisoning (i blame bens cookies). i genuinely have food poisoning and its not particularly nice, the main reason for the discomfort is the hot flushes, which when being told to keep warm and killing the heat sensitive eve. i may sue bens cookies, but the deliciousness of the warm doughy goodness tells me not to.
 
a ha. so the a-level subject choices have been made, and im killing off my creative side. it hurts. i may cry (it could be sweat though im not sure) but i feel its detrimental for me to do it. so i decided to keep chemistry and biology, even thought im thinking "WHY? NO!" but i want to do it, im just apprehensive. And english literature and politics (but i am still thinking art, but i may just doodle to ease that). English literature is a bit of a, hmm, impulsive decision but i feel that as i just feel i should do it, and ive been mulling over everything else i might aswell just go for it. And i like books. Although Wuthering Heights (sorry Kate) is boring, and unimaginative, and emily bronte might aswelll have had a book of carpet clippings made it would have been more exciting (and then she ejaculated).
 
however, i like Tolstoy. I recently read (i say read it should be a medalled achievement) War and Peace and found it to be quite pleasing. If tiresome.
 
Well Moulin Rouge (the original) is on and its fabulous so im off to watch it. Ive relieved my need to blog in my hour of sickness from bed but now i feel i need to infect (althought food poisoning isnt contagious) everyone else so im going to socialise.
love yall eve xxxxx
 
 
8月22日

do it again, do it again

i wanna go it again! again and again and again! this holiday! again!!!!!!!!
 
do it again! yeah! go josh homme! god he kicks ass, and hes hot. its like, witness the fitness eh hannah?
 
but neways.
 
CIAO YALL!!!
 
hope yall are well. im fantastic, thankyou so much for asking.
 
i am not long short and angry!!!!!!! im still short, (i keep being told, 5"5 is average! but 5"5 WITH HUGE FEET IS NOT NOT AVERAGE! but then again who wants to be average??)
 
and its because im not in school im calm. im peaceful. im easy like sunday morning! im no longer surrounded by pretentious, arrogant, obnoxious, scourge of society fuckers!! i dont have negative energy around me. i am an epicentre for peace and happiness. flock to me my children. come on, come to me......
 
oh, i dont want to go home. i want to live here and never work again.
 
eve when have you ever REALLY worked??
 
shut up.
 
i shall not shut up!
 
go away.
 
NOOOOOOOOOOO!!
 
Richante i remember nothing of a pineapple flan, what is this speak of a flan?!?!?!?!? WHAT FLAN?!?! NO MORE FLAN PIEMAN!!! NO MORE!!! well just for you. a pineapple flan below.
 
So yes, now i shall leave yall, because i love you and you need time to be seperate from me to love me as much as i love you also. but before i do, a short story to amuse you and remind you of why you love eve so much!!
 
Last night, Gee was on the phone too  long so Mark pulled out the cord. It lay OUT OF THE SOCKET for about 2 minutes when it suddenly rang!!! THE PHONE WITH NO CORD RANG!!! and it kept ringing,. we were all running around in circles pissing ourselves that there were poltergeists etc around! oh god! but then, lo and behold, there was a logical explanation, that erupted from a giggling gee. turns out she had put bluetack into the "test ring" button so it just kept ringing. biatch. scared the shit out of me! we were all so confused and kept throwing the phoneline around being terrified of it!!! mark still wont go near the phone. silly man!!!
 
but neways, loving and leaving yall. oh rory you left a lovely comment and i am now going to reply to you. richanted you confused me, pineapple flan!? wally ally wally!!! i shall ring you very soon. and how odd to hear from craig!!! yes! indeed, im off!!!
 
love yall as ever!! eve xxxxxxxx arrivederci!!! (me thinks thats right, oh no-one correct me spelling is so difficult!)
8月14日

a quick note

hello yall, dont forget evee's blog for she will do a real one eventually!!!!
 
its just
 
italys so nice!!
 
im so happy!!
 
love yall eve xxxxxxxxxxxx
7月20日

Krikler.....

Krikler
 
originally you were in that blog, and i dont know why that bit got deleted, it read "well kirikler isnt here so i can write what i like about him so he smells watch out for the curly haired one"
 
but since you obviously feel unloved
 
and bitter i MUST add
 
Benjamin: I do do do hope Israel rocks for you, i hope you make many new friends and enjoy the culture and the sun and stay sun safe and you ride camels and whatever. I hope the plane journey was good. I hope your summer is fun. I hope when you getback you enjoy yourself. Im terribly sorry i ruined HP for you but oh well you'll get over it. I hope your hair stays long and fab over the holidays. Have a rockin time jamin - rock out.
 
my god.
 
tee hee hee. im writing this in ITaly!!! i know, its a pale comparison to him writing the comment in Israel but arent ocmputers a fab contraption!!!!!!!!! (ok so i was onyl gonna go on here for like 2 mins 2 mail my dad photos so i can wipe my camera memory!! so im going....she goes)
 
love yall eve xxxxxx
7月18日

oh my god i cant believe it...

right so im off to Italy for a month in, hmm, 10 minutes. so because i cant be bothered to talk to anyone a big goodbye to everyone
 
Alice: hey barnacles stick to rocks did you know that? Who lives on a rock quite near to the sea??? **** Barnacle! SHINY AND SILKY AND GLOSSY IS HE! BRIAN!? BRIAN!!!!! I JUST SAW TESCOS! *FUCK* CHASE IT!!
 
Hannah: WHAT A DAY! ROCK ON! oh alice u would be jealous of the threshers man: when i get back, i will wink at him!!!
 
Tommy: have fun tom tom. dont cut your hair over the summer. have fun whereever you go because doubtless youll be away having fun. hope your 16th (finally) is a blast and smashingly good fun!.
 
rory: have fun, no exams to be excusing you so just do it, if you're not having fun by the time i get back boy theyll be murder done (or the list will get a helluva lot more vicious!)
 
john: have fun in europe, wear clean socks and dont trust a woman that doesnt shave her armpits and drinks cans (more invaluable advice from carnie) 
 
theyre the only people i felt like mentioning. odd that. i kinda thought id mention all but i thought meh, why? screw it. those people leave nice long comments (someone else probs leaves nice long comments too ahh well you dont care that much), well, as does rik i guess. so he get mini mentions.
 
rik: have fun, keep practicing your oral, meet a nice girl and show her how well deserved your A* is. (random eve)
 
that was no mini mention eve.
 
ahh well. wel yal have rockin summers now yall hear. ill be watching you. drink, eat be merry. free love and all that (be safe now).
 
love yall eve xxxxxxxxxxx
 
 
7月16日

Harry Potter.

just to ruin it for yall: dumbledore dies!!!! DUMBLE FREAKIN DORE SUCKERS!!! oh and the giant spider aragog. and bill is horribly disfigured. oh and snape really is evil. oh oh and malfoy becomes a semi death eater. oh oh and fudge isnt minister. and lavender and ron get it on. as do harry and ginny. then ron and hermione kinda want to get it on. oh and harrys made captain for quidditch, but he sucks. and tonks and lupin get it on. oh and bill and fleur get engaged. hmm, thats about all that was interesting. no, i guess the whole 7 parts of voldemorts soul to be destroyed (2 down 5 to kind of a thing...). what else can i give away???  hmm, theres 7 parts of voldemorts soul to destroy. harry likes to get teachers drunk. yeah i cant get much more out of it because it really wasnt too fantastic but im gonna keep reading them because they have this fantastic hold over you in that: fuck i have to know what happens so maybe they are great in that respect but i didnt think the half blood prince (who ironically was snape) was all that fantabulous. meh. id give it a 6.5.
 
and guppy.
and omar and cedric.
 
love yall eve xxxxx
 
oh yeah, hannah, im lying, sorry if u didnt get the sarcasm.....
7月14日

woo hoo!

phew, all replied to, arent i great, yes, shouldnt i be prime minister, yes! im so MODEST!
 
hmm. im away off on monday to italy for a month which should be nice.
 
what can i say of value or interest. not much right now. im watching Hero (looks, its great alright, for the filiming and artistic nature of it if anything)
 
But quickly. But blue parrot cafe strawberry shamppoo, its simply divine - as joe joe or joey mc joe joe would say.
 
I'll finish with some Mars Volta lyrics because Rory got me in the mood for At the Drive in so i thought i should honour the greatness that is omar and cedric. If you havent listened to either band: do it, theyre amazing.
 
i have to bugger off now. to witness the humiliation of having a chav for a sister (personally i think shes a townie: GO BACK TO THE CLASSIC NAME!!!! COME ON! WHATEVER HAPPENED TO TOWNIE???)
but yeah.
so have fun yall. wear sun cream, eat ice cream, lots of fruit. go nuts.
 
love yall eve xxxxxx
 
oh, and Guppy from casulty........ yall know what i mean...
 
THE MARS VOLTA LYRICS

"Cygnus... Vismund Cygnus"

a. SARCOPHAGI
b. UMBILICAL SYLLABES
c. FACILIS DESCERNUS AVERNI
d. CON SAFO

The ocean floor is hidden
From your viewing lens
A depth perception
Languished in the night
All my life,I’ve been
Sewing the wounds
But the seeds sprout
A lachrymal cloud

Nino preparate
Que vas sufrir
Nino preparate
Salte veneno
Nino preparate
Salte de aqui
Nino preparate
Labios temblando
Nino preparate
Salte veneno
Nino preparate
Salte de aqui
Nino preparate
Brincan los cuerpos
Vas a sufrir

My nails peel back
When the taxidermist ruined
Goose stepped the freckling impatience
All the brittle tombs
Five hundred little q’s
I’m splitting hairs to
Match the faces

All night long I’ll hunt for you
Let me show you what I mean
Sangre
Sonando
De rabia naci

Now this train don’t lie
An abortion that survived
A lineage of
Bastard mastacation
All the severed proof
Talons scratch my suite
These are the feathers
That replace them

All night I’ll hunt for you
Let me show you what I mean
Sangre
Sonando
De rabia nací

Who do you trust
Will they feed us the womb
Chrome the fetal mirage
Will they feed us the womb
I found the remnants
Of a crescent fang
It cleaned my wing
Down to the bone
Umbilical syllables
Left to decode
There was no cradle
I can taste it
Come on now

All night I’ll hunt for you
Let me show you what I mean
Sangre
Sonando
De rabia naci

Who do you trust
Will they feed us the womb
Chrome the fetal mirage
Will they feed us the womb
Bring me this plague
She took a drink
Those nicotine stains
On his every word
My scavenger quilt
Will only hide the truth
Bring me
Bring me this plague
I count the days to find
What was left behind
Only these names I clutch
Will lead me to my home
Somehow this river marks
A wrinkle hand in mine
And everyday that parts
The water into two
Mothers and feathers start
To drown the living proof
I can’t remember these lakes of blood
Wrapped in a blanket
There sweats a cut
Who do you trust
Will they feed us the womb
Chrome the fetal mirage
Will they feed us the womb
7月9日

Nine Rockin Inches of Rockingness

Nine inch nails:rather fantastical, shant say much because I can't be bothered, but it was good! I also saw War of the Worlds, which wasnt so great...
 
Dont get me wrong: tom cruise IS sexxy, as was the guy who played Robbie!!! But, I, personally, have had enough of Speilberg. I heard people coming out saying "oh that was his best!" NO! It was the same thing happening all the way through the fucking film. And what made it entertaining was the special effects, and not to be demeaning to Speilberg: but he doesnt do that, a team of people tapping away at their computers do that. He sits there going "hmm, thats good, nah, dont like that!" They create it, not freakin Speilberg. I'm not a big fan of Speilberg neways, (excluding schindlers list which was worthy), But WOW did not impress (oh the irony). It was a bit drawn out, and really boring, basic plotline, which shit narration. the film was so basic and it just bumbled along and you knew what was going to happen, AND THE WORST BIT! THE SON - WHO, APPEARED TO DIE, AT THE END OF THE FILM, IM A *SHOCKING* TURN OF EVENTS CAME BACK!!! im not sadistic or evil but seriously: stay dead!!! disney doesnt always have to be sweet.
 
So, I've been mean to it enough, but how could it have been made better. Well for one, more gruesome, scarier, higher certificate. No Speilberg. Sorry, but typical SFX and boring typical aliens werent great. It needed something new and different!! There are so many freakin aliens and theyre all the fucking same (minus the film Alien because Geiger is rockin')  familiarity is scary - aliens that look like people but have like, extended jaws, or drawn out cheekbones would be scarier because you can imagine people looking like that and fear is in the imagination (oh that drama/reading thing paid off). No Dakota Fanning: she's great, really, but the same character in every film (give her a break eve shes like 9) just, i personally think the little girl, scaredy cat, pussy kid should have been left out of the film. so much freakin sentiments with the older brother loooking after the girl because they cant rely on daddy "robbie dont go who will look after me" fucking pussy.
 
So in conclusion: Speilbers WOW minus speilberg minus typical SFX minus predictable aliens minus dakota minus sentiments add another directors take on WOW (id say burton but i just think he's great, or possibly bryan singer i dont know) = plausibley good/better film/take on WOW.
 
Anyways, go see war of the world, appreciate tom cruise and robbies good looks, marvel and dakota fanning acting but try to ignore the predictability, the typicalness, the drawn out ness and the averageness of the film.
 
Love yall eve xxxx
7月6日

Oh dear oh dear

Just me, or olympics: who gives a fuck? i really care so little about the whole thing. i say that, i care a lot, i think its a stupid venture agreed to so the government gets more popular with the younger generation of britain...
I think the proposed budget of 2.3 billion pounds (i say proposed, the government always looks at ventures sportingly, remember the dome?) is, lets say, misplaced? Not that I'm being skeptical, unpatriotic, whatver i dont care, but, surely that money could be put to better use? Public services are screaming lack of funding, schools, hospitals, police, fire, they want/need money. Personally, taking what i consider to be a MORE patriotic view, could we not spend the billions on improving the country, or, the highlighted plight of africa, could we not use the frivouslously spent monies to help that situation? not on aid, it doesnt work, but, building schools, water systems, SURELY 2.3 billion is enough to get running water? im not a huge save the world kinda person, but, i think the money could be used a helluva lot more usefully! and why they chose london we'll never know. fucking heart warming speeches. sentimental bullshit. fuck off. "oh, itll be great for the nation, get the people together, great for the economy, great for local buisness, yadda yadda yadda" The economy, meh, money -  the downfall of humankind. I just think, its a venture that won't return. in fact, Why the olympics needs to exsist is beyond me. Why it needs to cost so much each fucking time as well is beyond me. WHY, WHY DO THEY NEED TO BUILD ANOTHER OLYMPIC STADIUM?! WHY IS THE ONE THEY USED BEFORE NOT GOOD ENOUGH? why?! why is it, that every olympics, billions needs to be spent? WHY?! oh my good god i fucking give up.
 
And another thing. Joss freakin stone. we all know i have an INTENSE dislike for her music. but, after listening to her on radio 2, i decided she wasnt just the scum of music, but was also an idiot. I quote (relatively, this is what she said but she probably said something about scones and clotted cream aswell, or icecream) "how long do you think its going to take for Africa to show signs of improvement Joss?" "Five years." "5 years !? *interviewer thinking, fucking hell*"  "yeah, five years!"
 
I'm an idealist, but thats just away with the fucking fairies.
 
Guess what Eve's going to present information on for politics?
 
And purely because I'm on a role, and a slight rant, DOWN WITH THE QUEEN!
 
On that note, I shall leave, unless I find something else to rant about. I leave you with a photo some kind soul *cough cough* thought was funny. Because I just don't look like the kind of person who'd say or think something like that...
 
love yall eve xxxx